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Betty is a lone foreign student in Finland. The darkest time of the year approaches... CHRISTMAS. Betty's friend Inka has invited her to partake in the strange ritual known as "Finnish Christmas Sauna". Grim battles against unspeakable creatures! Sweat, toil, and nudity! Unspeakable foods in unspeakable amounts!

Uh, what?

Hi sweeties! This is a li'l game I whipped up in a week for Rpgmakerweb's "Sleigh the Competition! 2023 Christmas Game Jam". It wuz made with RPGMaker MV, is mostly just a bunch of jokes, and like all true jam games, is UTTERLY, HORRIBLY UNFINISHED! <3 <3 <3

Features

  • 10-20 minutes of playtime
  • weird jokes about the authentic Finnish lifestyle
  • elves
  • keyboard configuration for <3 Nolan <3
  • a li'l bit of innocent, non-explicit pixel nudity (I mean, it's a sauna)

Instructions

Download .zip and extract! Game is probably buggy, definitely rough, and absolutely unfinished, so sorry 'bout that y'all!

Arrow keys: navigate

Z/Enter: select/confirm

X/Esc: cancel/menu

Credits

RPGMaker MV ©2015 GOTCHA GOTCHA GAMES/YOJI OJIMA

Yanfly (plugins Core Engine, Keyboard Config, Message Core)

Gotcha Gotcha Games (RPG Maker MV, 8-bit Retro Graphic Materials All-in-One Pack)

Olivia (Anti-Player Stress Plugin)

mjshi (Non-Combat Menu Plugin)

Music:

Francois-Joseph Gossec - Gavotte

Maurice Ravel - Pavane for a Dead Princess

Jacques Offenbach - Barcarole

Michael Ivanovich Glinka - Russian Polka in Dm


Download

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Betty and Inka Xmas Sauna.zip 115 MB

Comments

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I watched Trihan play this and then I tried to get the A ending by NOT slapping people. Even though I wanted to. And I was successful! I like the humor too and everything played smoothly. You could win me over to pixel art with the ending sauna scene. Great job!

Hey sweetheart, thanks for playin'! <3

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I was smiling the entire time I was playing this game. The writing is really really good here. The retro art style is very cute. And OH MY! Talk about reaching those HAPPY ENDINGS.

There isn't much in terms of gameplay... gather items, fight off some creatures. Overall, a very enjoyable experience... that makes me want to visit a Finnish sauna.

I'm here, friend! <3 I've got the naked people. :D

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This was an interesting short game. Love the NES art style. Story is simple but fun.  I slapped everyone as well, I thought about letting them go, but no one weirds me out and gets away with it, LOL. Ending is good and did I mention the art is awesome? Very fun, captured the theme well and I think I learned some things about Finnish Saunas as well. Good job.

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Thanks sweetie! <3 In it for the badge! :D

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I slapped a child, old hag, and creepy grampa until they fled. 

Got a D in Christmas spirit but still got to sit in a sauna so...win? 

 

10/10 best Finnish Christmas sauna sim I've ever played. 

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Sauna accepts all, whether they slapped a child or not! <3 Happy that you played this li'l game, Ima get to yours... as soon as I stop feelin' like a dish rag wrung dry :D

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Haha, this surely is the best (and only) Finnish sauna simulator I've ever played too.